The Raytown Bugle is a newspaper in Raytown, where Fran Crowley worked as a reporter. According to Thelma, the Bugle is a "throw-a-way paper" that is "on the bottom of every birdcage in town."
- Dwight Nettles (Editor-in-Chief)
- Fran Crowley (Reporter; temporary, Dear Louella columnist)
- George Harris (Reporter)
- Eugene (Dear Louella columnist)